Have you seen a cock?

I love answering children’s questions, especially the ones that make me blush. Once again my friend’s son made me laugh and blush at the same time. It’s like he has declared a war and is using any means necessary to win it. He is so witty. Came up to me and said “Have you seen a cock recently?” I was stunned trying to keep my cool quickly started thinking of a strategy, the battle had began and I had to make my move..To buy some time I pretended not to understand and asked him to repeat the question. He did and continued starring me in the eyes waiting for my surrender. I was blushing and even knowing that it was impossible that he was asking me about a penis (sorry, my first thought) I said “No”. But my blushing gave me up and he continue with a winning smile “Oh but I did, yesterday. We went on a school trip and visited an animal farm, there were few of them there. You know the ones that cock-a-doodle-doo every morning”. I burst in laughter, he knew he won the battle but the war is not over yet…

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