To fart or not to fart

We all do but men seem to be proud of it, the louder the better..well the bachelors any way. Farting when in a relationship is a whole different story. You have to suffer an excruciating stomach pain, cramps, trapped air etc as you are too embarrassed to do it in front of your partner women and men alike. The worst thing in new relationship is learning to not fart and be half asleep as you might involuntary let one go. It comes to a point where you wake up after one ‘escapes’ and you are too scared to move thinking you might get caught..After a while you get used to it, you find excused to get up the table during a meal just to check if the front door is locked or you hear strange noise coming from the garden and you need to have a look. After few months however (years in some cases) enough is enough and all of a sudden your partner farts in front of you while doing something and you wonder if she/he really did what you think or you are imagining things..Of course you wouldn’t ask at least not the first time, until happens again and again but by then you’re either used to it or very annoyed. He/she wasn’t like that at the beginning!! Well of course not but do you really want to your partner to be in pain just so you live in fart free environment?! Well as long as you keep the bedroom and the kitchen off limits (you can expand that list 🙂 ) I say let go, believe it or not it will take your relationship to the next level.

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